Curse of the Rainbow Jersey
Sunday, March 28, 2004

One of the persistent maxims of professional cycling is that once a rider wins the professional world title, his next season (while wearing the rainbow jersey) will be frought with calamity. Igor Astarloa is the reigning world champion and his season, while devoid of victories, has been remarkably consistent as he hones his form for the season long World Cup and northern Europe’s Spring Classics. Unfortunately, Astarloa dared to suggest that the curse was merely a myth…
March 24, 2004: Cyclingnews.com interview excerpt:
Cyclingnews.com: Another Spanish world champion, Oscar Freire of Rabobank, told me that some people think the rainbow jersey signals bad luck for the one who uses it. What do you think?
Astarloa: No, I don’t believe that. But I still haven’t won a race this season; I ended up second two times and both these times [Paolo] Bettini was first. But, well… I’m not superstitious. I think it was essential to win the world championship and from then on, who knows? But I don’t think it’s bad luck.
March 26, 2004: Cyclingnews.com
Astarloa Injured in Car Accident
World champion Igor Astarloa (Cofidis) has been injured in an automobile accident in Italy. Astarloa, who suffered head trauma but did not lose consciousness, was in the passenger seat when the car he was in was struck by another vehicle. He was released from the hospital in Brescia Wednesday night. Astarloa will miss this weekend’s Critérium International in France, but “if all goes well he’ll be able to do the Tour of Flanders on April 4,” said Cofidis manager Alain Bondue. Sixth in Milan-San Remo, Astarloa counts the World Cup series as one of his primary objectives this season.
The Basque rider, who experienced pain and nausea following the accident, will undergo a follow-up examination in a week and must wear a neck brace in the meantime.
Coincidence or curse? I wish Astarloa all the best for a speedy recovery. I’ve always been intrigued by professional cyclists who have iconoclastic tendencies regarding training philosophies, and after reading the Igor Astarloa feature interview in the March, 2004 Cycle Sport I must admit I have a new hero. From Cycle Sport:
“…the Basque is no fan of scientific preparation. He has never owned a heart rate monitor, for example, designs his own training program, and–in this he is different from most Italian riders–has no personal coach. ‘I never weigh myself, either,’ he adds. ‘And I don’t try and go to bed at the same time every night or anything like that’.
Bravo, Igor. While he is indeed a rare talent in the professional peloton, it is heartening to see that in the world of SRM wattage equipment and Armstrong-esque training programs that detail your riding down to the millisecond and your diet to the last calorie, a much more free-form, organic, holistic approach to professional cycling has reaped results.

Steve Tilford-Living Legend
I love perusing the full results of races to see what’s going on beyond merely who finishes on the podium. It’s interesting to note who’s ramping up their fitness and lurking under the radar, always in the front group but not duking it out at the finish, who’s in pitiful shape and struggling to make the time cut, and on the domestic scene it’s always fun to see how the few pros I know personally are doing throughout the season. While looking over the results of this year’s Redlands Classic in California, I couldn’t help but notice that Steve Tilford is still mixing it up with professionals young enough to be his son. At the age of 44 (or maybe 43, but he’ll be 44 some time in 2004) Tilford is poised to finish possibly in the top 25 on GC in this extremely brutal NRC stage race. He’s been a fixture on the US racing circuit for nearly 30 years and provides powerful evidence that athletes can perform at elite levels in endurance oriented sports at an age where conventional wisdom once dictated exceedingly diminished athletic performance. As long as the passion is there, and training remains consistent, national-class (if not world-class) performances are certainly achievable. I was in Baltimore, MD for the 2001 US Cyclocross Championships and personally witnessed a remarkable performance from Tilford. He skipped the masters 40-44 race to race with the big boys in the Elite race and finished an amazing 5th place. He got the hole-shot in the first turn, led a large portion of the 1st lap, and stayed at the front for the remainder of the hour-long race to finish on the podium.
While I’ve never had a smidgen of the success achieved by Tilford, I’ve noticed that at the age of 35 I’m still rather competitive in single day Pro/Am events. As I enter into my masters years I’ve noticed that my recovery is not quite what it used to be so multi-day events wear me down, but on any given day, if I’m fresh and reasonably fit, I can mix it up in the Pro/1/2 ranks. I’m actually riding less, much less, than when I was in my 20s, but I’m training smarter and resting more. I think it’s very cool to partake in a sport where age is not too much of a limiter; where passion and smart training can perpetuate athletic excellence well into your 40s and 50s.



Maybe it’s got something to do with my long solo road trips to bike races all up and down the East coast where frequently my only entertainment was listening to fire and brimstone preachers. I always got a kick about hearing that “Satan walks amongst us, manifested in Dungeons and Dragons and Ouija boards…” I’d get so amped up that I’d start delivering my own rambling pontifications on Satan out loud in my car. For hours and hours on end. Damn, I wish I taped those road trips. I was raving about how cycling changed my life and can change yours too. “Hear me people…hear what I’ve got to say…Get your fat ass off thy couch…Turn the keys off in your car…Get on a bike and RIDE, RIDE, RIDE!…If Jesus came back to us today he won’t be in a Hummer…No sirree…He’s gonna be on a Litespeed with SPD sandals…Spreadin’ the word, pedalling all over the world…” I should start my own Illuminati of the Pious Peloton, get a pirate FM station in my basement, and start preaching to my flock.
Do yourself a favor, head to your local cinema and see the brilliant animated feature
Last night I watched the film American Splendor and it vividly brought back memories of watching Harvey Pekar’s confrontations with David Letterman on late night television. I was in high school in the backwaters of upstate NY, with only 1 tv station at my disposal, and Pekar’s recurring guest spots made for eye-opening television moments: raw, angry eruptions of a man who felt fucked over by life. I’d never seen anything like it on network television and was amazed to witness Pekar as one of only 2 guests (the other being the comic/magician duo Penn & Teller) who could go toe to toe with David Letterman and make him uncomfortable. (Well, come to think of it there was also Charles Grodin’s amazing appearance on Johnny Carson where he ripped into Carson, but that’s another story.) I don’t even remember if I knew about his American Splendor comics, I was just intrigued and fascinated by this character who kept showing up on Letterman until he finally exploded on his 8th and final appearance. If I had access to Pekar’s comics then I probably would have bought them, but I don’t know if I would have appreciated them (also kind of like how I was confounded by
I recently came across a collection of New Yorker covers with a cycling theme and it always makes me think of the races I’ve done at the crack of dawn in Brooklyn’s Prospect Park. There’s nothing quite like riding your bike to the park literally as the Sun rises. The city’s calm, eerily quiet, and devoid of people or traffic. Time permitting, I’d head over to the Brooklyn Heights Promenade afterwards for some people watching and Brooklyn Bridge watching before taking a nap and enjoying a full day of NYC. Today, I was cooped up inside doing school work, out of the glorious sunshine, and this cover picture made me wish I was riding my bike to the Promenade to daydream.


Surprisingly,
Professional cycling had always been a sport dominated by continental Europeans. Tom Simpson, from 1959 to 1967, was one of the early English-speaking pioneers to compete on the continent and to this date his
Of course, no summation of Tom Simpson’s career and life would be complete without commenting on the tragic ignorance on the part of pro cyclists regarding drug and alcohol use plus the dangerous practice on the part of race promoters regarding the limited amount of fluids allowed to riders during races in stifling heat. Amazingly, on hot days racers would actually stop in bars along the route and steal water to drink since the race caravan provided no neutral water to the riders and prohibited handups from team vehicles. Also, there was a belief that small amounts of alcohol were beneficial in the heat. On the day Simpson died he was severely dehydrated, had consumed brandy at the base of Mt. Ventoux, and popped some amphetamines for an added boost sealing his fate. Simpson’s defenders, his wife and some former teammates, claim that it was the race doctor’s fault that Simpson died due to medical incompetence. Sadly, they seem to be in denial about the drugs in his system. Their prevailing belief is that since Tom Simpson had used drugs before and hadn’t died that he knew what he was doing. Ergo, the amphetamines in his system couldn’t have been the cause of death. Simpson was a pretty bright fellow, but he had no medical or pharmaceutical training and therefore was in no position to properly self-prescribe performance enhancing drugs.
The past couple of weeks I’ve actually made a conscious effort to get back on my bike after letting it lie out to fallow ensconced in cobwebs during my first semester of grad school.