Too funny. (Especially since I know Hairy Shorts Guy and Underwear Safety Man). Virtually all of the models in the Evil P catalog are employees at the home office in Chapel Hill. Not only do they get paid nothing (in the literal sense: model pay = $0.00), the clothes modelled (such as the shorts and polypropylene sported by Hairy Shorts Guy and Underwear Safety Man) get put back into stock for unknowing customers to purchase, and now to add insult to injury those poor souls cajoled into modelling are being mocked by cyclingnews.com. I’m pretty sure all of my photos are no longer in circulation, although I was primarily utilized as a sock model and thusly afforded the luxury of anonymity.